Not Getting My Kicks
This one is hard to share ... but here I go anyway.
After our first 4-H meeting on a rainy Saturday morning, the fam stopped at a local German bakery. The kids, preferring chain food, were resistant, but the parents pressed on. Great place. Great food. We used to come here all of the time BEFORE WE HAD YOU.
There will be a little band in there and a lot of seniors. So cute! And there will be a lot of plates with food that includes kraut, schnitzel and wurst. But there will also be fantastic bagels and other treats.
Come on.
Most all of the kids were pouty (even while munching on yummy bagels and cinnamon rolls) until the band started. And we began watching people dance. So cute!
Then, Get Your Kicks on Route 66, started. And mom started swaying ... but only with her pointer fingers, thinking my only audience was at our own table. And we were all singing along.
The rest of it is a blur ...
From out of nowhere, a gentleman approached our table and grabbed my hand TO DANCE.
Oh. No. No. No. Please NO! I said.
I don't dance. (I was raised in the Church of Christ).
I have on crocs.
I don't know you.
He, uh, did not take no for an answer. And by this time had my very own husband and children helping him get me out on the dance floor.
I'll spare the rest of the clumsy details. However, I am certain the band played a few extra choruses just to carry on the mirth.
Stan was in stitches. The children were afraid for me. "We don't know him."
"Is mom ever coming back."
The song was over. I bowed to my partner. And we were outa there.
But should Stan be worried that I caught the eye of an octogenarian?
Not cute!
Posted in: on Wednesday, September 17, 2008 at at 8:32 AM
I have a stinking suspicion you really can dance, c of c upbringing and all!
That is hilarious! I had a similar experience years ago at Busch Gardens when the Burger Meister saw me singing along to a German drinking song. My then-boyfriend-now-husband was laughing his socks off, and I was. horrified.
Thankfully, no evidence exists of me five minutes in the sun.
This made me laugh out loud. For reals. :)
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